Wednesday, May 30, 2007

2007 Softball Preview

With softball season upon us, excitement is in the air. In fact, the buzz on the street has it that this may be the most exciting softball season for TargetRx ever! When asked to comment, former employee Manuel Noriega proclaimed "I haven't been this exciting since I left TargetRx!" Orr-piece was heard proclaiming "I wish I never left the company. This is the best thing to happen to the company since the launch of Brand Navigator." Greg could only compare the start of softball season to the joy he felt in his heart when the Pharma-Exec article came out in March. Numbskull manager Mike Berardi even managed to secure an interview with Liberty Softball Weekly, although when asked by the sprightly young female reporter how playing with this team compared to playing with his wife and kids, Berardi slyly removed his wedding ring, got a creepy smile on his face, and said "What wife and kids?" as he winked at the young lass.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

2007 Softball Game 1 - Why Couldn't Berardi Say Next Time It Counts?

And just like that… the dream was dead, as yesterday in Opening Day action, the TargetRx softball time lost its first game of the season, 18-10, falling to GMAC Bleacher Bums. However, said dream was likely not held by anyone at TargetRx, as with Berardi as coach, we knew he would cost us at least 3 games just with his horrid fielding ability, stupefying running mistakes on the base paths, and disgusting display at the plate.