Monday, June 18, 2007

2007 Softball Game

On Tuesday night, TargetRx took on XXXX in a battle for their playoff lives. After squandering their chance in the heart-breaking 18-17 loss, TRx came out with passion and fire not seen since Elf first learned what the age of consent was in PA (needless to say, he is in favor of lowering it, not that that would help him at all…). Playing back at home, where their record is 3-1, TRx had high hopes (and Ana and Sam weren’t even there), with KB on the mound, and in the minds and hearts of those throughout the world.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

2007 Volleyball- Revenge Is A Dish Best Served By Anyone But Berardi

Last Thursday, TRx took on team Delta (formerly the Deltoids) in volleyball action. As some may recall, this is the team with the woman who fought Berardi before their previous game. B-rad was clearly looking for revenge, and was fired up for this game all week. In fact, he couldn’t even fall asleep the night before, so instead he found out the address of his nemesis, and kept ringing her doorbell and running (or prancing, like an Elf) behind a tree. That crafty Elf will do whatever it takes to win.

Friday, June 8, 2007

2007 Softball Game - Give Us Liberty Or Give Us Death? We'll Take Both

Last Wednesday (May 23), TargetRx took on a strong Liberty in rousing softball action. TRx knew this would be a tough game, as only Shannon showed up, being the lone female representative. Apparently, all of the Elf’s creepy antics are finally starting to drive away the rest of the women, meaning the guys better start watching out, as when desperate the Elf will take anything he can get. We even saw him get into it before the game even started, as he slyly leaned on the opposing teams fence, and whispered to the female scorekeeper, “So, do you come here often, and if not, do you want to?” before being chased off by her teammates.