Thursday, June 30, 2011

TRx Softball Game 8 Recap: Taking It In The Bottom Never Felt So Good

On Tuesday night (6/28/11), TRx (5-2) took on the Feral Cats (4-3) in a prime pairing for potential playoff positioning.  However, things looked ominous early on as TRx was short-handed to start, with TO missing in action while undergoing surgery for his torn ACL (which likely occurred when Trucker Josh almost chased him down on a home run two games ago), and Aaron having a bizarre clothing malfunction.  Apparently he only brought in his righty softball paraphernalia to work, so he had to rush home to get his lefty equipment and keep up the ruse that he is a crafty lefty (although the said ruse proves he is quite crafty).


Wednesday, June 29, 2011

TRx Softball Game 7 Recap: My Ears Hurt

On Thursday, 7/16, TRx (5-1) took on undefeated Quest Diagnostics (3-0) in a battle of B-league juggernauts.  Before the game, Dempsey used his motivational skills once again, proclaiming "a loss won't be the end of the world" and a bunch of other words that TRx tuned out, soothed by the knowledge that the world would be safe regardless of the outcome.  However, Quest had one quickly Diagnosed secret weapon in this game that would make TRx's quest that must more difficult- a schizophrenic catcher who wouldn't shut up the whole game.  Not even the presence of Zoe was enough to overcome the incessant alternation between heckling and offers of friendship from The HUman Megaphone (THUM).

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tripleheader of Recaps Coming Up

Why?  Because who couldn't use three times the head...

Softball Game 7 Recap- The Curious Case of Nurse Jeckyl and Miss Hyde
Softball Game 8 Recap- A Tribute to Double D
Volleyball Game ? Recap- If Mean Joe Falls in the Forest...

Wait...  you have three heads?

Thursday, June 23, 2011

The GLG Realignment Special

From the insane mind of GLG, his MLB realignment plan (2011 records through 6/22): 

NL WEST:
San Fran 39-34
LA Angels 36-39
Oakland 34-40
LA Dodgers 34-41
San Diego 31-44

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Killing The Killing

Terrible finale...  which allows a guest rant from Blin:

Everything (or at least some things) awful about The Killing:

  • They waited 12 days to check the internet browsing history of the victim? Where'd they go to detective school - Disney World?
     

Friday, June 10, 2011

2011 TRx Softball Game 6- A Game Of Inches

On Monday (6/6), TRx took on Softerware, who apparently have not gotten any softer since last year (or they were just too cheap to get new jersey's proclaiming they EvenSofterWare or Softererware).  Last year this matchup proved Harder(ware) than TRx had anticipated, as they were only able to put up one lone run against these heathens, in what proved to be the beginning of the end of their season (they had been 5-1 heading into the game).  With this year's team at 4-1, they had to pull out all of the stops to prevent a repeat performance.

Friday, June 3, 2011

TRx Softball Game 5- Beating Reed Is Fun-damental

A long time ago (5/24) on a field far, far away (Horsham), TRx took on Reed. Reports from the game are hazy due to the time that has passed since then, as well as the happy hour held beforehand. In celebration of the great start to the season, as well as joy that the rapture came and went with about as much fanfare as JR showing up to a game, the team gathered at the Iron Abbey. While GLG tried to convince Terry he was only going over to prevent the rest of the team from drinking too much, in fact he led the onslaught, as all of the fans who had gathered there broke out in a chant of “GREG THE KEG,” owing to the similar size and weight of his bulbous dome to a keg of beer.