2007 Softball Preview

With softball season upon us, excitement is in the air. In fact, the buzz on the street has it that this may be the most exciting softball season for TargetRx ever! When asked to comment, former employee Manuel Noriega proclaimed "I haven't been this exciting since I left TargetRx!" Orr-piece was heard proclaiming "I wish I never left the company. This is the best thing to happen to the company since the launch of Brand Navigator." Greg could only compare the start of softball season to the joy he felt in his heart when the Pharma-Exec article came out in March. Numbskull manager Mike Berardi even managed to secure an interview with Liberty Softball Weekly, although when asked by the sprightly young female reporter how playing with this team compared to playing with his wife and kids, Berardi slyly removed his wedding ring, got a creepy smile on his face, and said "What wife and kids?" as he winked at the young lass.

2006 Volleyball Game (8/14/2006)

Last night TRx took on Larry David and the rest of Konica Minolta for their last game before the playoffs. TRx was nervous from the start, as Golden mentioned that "this team is supposed to be good." Pregame jitters as well as a feisty little spider crawling around on her had Ana out of her element, while many other players were distracted by thoughts and discussions of an apparatus known only by the name "The Rabbit." Silly rabbit, trix are for kids...

Softball Playoff Game 1 (8/7/2006) - It Wouldn't Be A Loser's Bracket Without Berardi

As Jim Moron would say: "Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game." Unfortunately for TRx, the game that was lost was during the playoffs, putting them on the brink of elimination... Last night TRx opened their playoff run with a devastating 7-2 loss to CAPMARK in opening round action to fall into the aptly name "Loser's Bracket." Despite having the previous week off, TRx came out flat as they could only muster 5 hits. Even getting the whole team there on time was a struggle, as despite the promises from Captain Berardi that there would be a plethora of female participants (at least 6 according to Berardi), the game started with only Shannon as the lone female. Well, some might include Berardi as well, since he throws like a woman...

2006 Volleyball Game (8/7/2006)

Taking on The Mod Squad in late afternoon volleyball action last night, TRx looked to continue to the march towards the playoffs. With the playoffs almost upon us, TRx decided to employ some new tactics this time around, included using their sex appeal as a weapon, as a near record four females showed up to participate (Kim, Sarah, Shannon, Monika). These fine specimens, combined with Blin's size small shirt, and the guns of sleeveless Golden, JR, and KB proved to be too much for the opposing semi-retarded four person "Odd" Squad to handle.

2006 Volleyball Game 2 (5/22/2006)

In another dominating performance, TRx defeated American Meter 2-0 (15-4, 15-4). With Ana serving a league-imposed suspension due to her cursing, TRx welcomed Kim and Shannon onto the team. Yet the bigger story was the return of Young Johnson. Clad in headband, glasses, and cutoff shirt fresh off his performance on the Spanish national team, TRx both welcomed and feared his return. This fear was well-founded as JR attempted to reestablish his dominance and upset team chemistry with an early attack on Jonathan's hand, drawing blood. Yet motivated by this preposterous attack, Jonathan played on.

2006 Softball Game 1 (5/2/2006)

And begin it did... with a thrilling 7-7 tie, in a game few will forget, but even less will remember. Despite having never played softball, the new TargetRx ace, pitching machine Blin took the mound and the other team was immediately intimidated by his large stature. Blin immediately developed a rapport with catchers Meg and Kim, as due to their signals, he got the seasons first strikeout. With a swirling wind, the local cameraman's tripod was knocked over during the first inning, yet young Blin fought through the distraction and came up big to get the first two outs, as JR "looked on."