TRx Softball Game 7 Write-up: The Sweet Stench of Death

Last night TargetRx played their seventh game of the year, hoping to guarantee a winning record for the season in the horrendous humidity and hellish Horsham heat hoping to humiliate the helpless humans of Softerwear. Given the stifling heat, TRx decided it was too hot to run, and therefore too hot to score runs. On top of that, they were missing multiple players who likely had the runs. Alas, a victory was not meant to be, as signs were ominous even as TRx approached the field. They were enveloped by a rank odor, the likes of which haven’t been smelled since the last company lunch at the old Chinese buffet place on 611. Early on, it was feared that the odor was the decomposing bodies of either David, Aaron, TO, or Steve. Perhaps Father’s Day was not too happy for them after all. Luckily for TRx, Shannon made her triumphant softball return and Mike made his TRx softball debut to keep hope alive. If not for these two noble souls, super fan Krysta’s mom would have had to play 2nd, with her dog, Parker making like Air Bud (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288415/) and roaming the outfield.