2007 Volleyball- Revenge Is A Dish Best Served By Anyone But Berardi

Last Thursday, TRx took on team Delta (formerly the Deltoids) in volleyball action. As some may recall, this is the team with the woman who fought Berardi before their previous game. B-rad was clearly looking for revenge, and was fired up for this game all week. In fact, he couldn’t even fall asleep the night before, so instead he found out the address of his nemesis, and kept ringing her doorbell and running (or prancing, like an Elf) behind a tree. That crafty Elf will do whatever it takes to win.

2007 Softball Game - Give Us Liberty Or Give Us Death? We'll Take Both

Last Wednesday (May 23), TargetRx took on a strong Liberty in rousing softball action. TRx knew this would be a tough game, as only Shannon showed up, being the lone female representative. Apparently, all of the Elf’s creepy antics are finally starting to drive away the rest of the women, meaning the guys better start watching out, as when desperate the Elf will take anything he can get. We even saw him get into it before the game even started, as he slyly leaned on the opposing teams fence, and whispered to the female scorekeeper, “So, do you come here often, and if not, do you want to?” before being chased off by her teammates.

2007 Softball Preview

With softball season upon us, excitement is in the air. In fact, the buzz on the street has it that this may be the most exciting softball season for TargetRx ever! When asked to comment, former employee Manuel Noriega proclaimed "I haven't been this exciting since I left TargetRx!" Orr-piece was heard proclaiming "I wish I never left the company. This is the best thing to happen to the company since the launch of Brand Navigator." Greg could only compare the start of softball season to the joy he felt in his heart when the Pharma-Exec article came out in March. Numbskull manager Mike Berardi even managed to secure an interview with Liberty Softball Weekly, although when asked by the sprightly young female reporter how playing with this team compared to playing with his wife and kids, Berardi slyly removed his wedding ring, got a creepy smile on his face, and said "What wife and kids?" as he winked at the young lass.

2007 Softball Game 1 - Why Couldn't Berardi Say Next Time It Counts?

And just like that… the dream was dead, as yesterday in Opening Day action, the TargetRx softball time lost its first game of the season, 18-10, falling to GMAC Bleacher Bums. However, said dream was likely not held by anyone at TargetRx, as with Berardi as coach, we knew he would cost us at least 3 games just with his horrid fielding ability, stupefying running mistakes on the base paths, and disgusting display at the plate.

2006 Volleyball Playoff Game (8/29/2006)

On Monday night, Team TRx had, in the words of Golden, a "Nice (playoff) win... Its a wonder what a team that's not coached by Berardi can do." In response, Berardi congratulated the team on their victory, and made some sort of stupid pathetic attempt at a joke involved bricks and a house. What did it all mean? Nobody knows, and we were unable to bring in an elf translator to find out in time for this write-up.

2006 Volleyball Game (8/14/2006)

Last night TRx took on Larry David and the rest of Konica Minolta for their last game before the playoffs. TRx was nervous from the start, as Golden mentioned that "this team is supposed to be good." Pregame jitters as well as a feisty little spider crawling around on her had Ana out of her element, while many other players were distracted by thoughts and discussions of an apparatus known only by the name "The Rabbit." Silly rabbit, trix are for kids...

Softball Playoff Game 2 (8/9/2006) - Blue Sox? More Like Boo Sox

Last night, in a sad state of affairs, the dream season of the TRx softball team came to a disappointing end at the hands of the Blue Sox. With one playoff loss already, it was do or die time for TRx to attempt to continue on in the double elimination tournament. However, in this case, TRx chose death, as they suffered a humiliating 15-5 loss, as the mercy rule was invoked in the 4th inning. In fact, it may have been the worst game ever played by the team, and the blame for this is clearly on Captain Berardi. After Monday's painful 7-2 loss, B-Rad decided to mix things up, putting himself at the rover position in the field, and batting 7th, with Legrand taking over the 2 spot, while keeping the hot-hitting Buonocore at the 8th spot in the lineup. As most of Berardi's decisions usually do, this one failed, as Legrand and the Elf combined to go 1-4, while KB went 2-2. The utilization of the rover was also a terrible idea, as the Blue Sox guided their hits to the open spots at will (although even if they hit it right at Berardi, he'd probably screw it up anyway).