9/26 NFL Picks

Sunday, 9/26 (6-5, +2.0 units)

Tennessee +3 over NY Giants (4 units) WIN
Cincinnati -3.5 over Carolina (5 units) WIN
Atlanta +3 over New Orleans (4 units) WIN
Atlanta +155 over New Orelans (2 units) WIN
Detroit +11 over Minnesota (3 units) LOSS
Houston -3 over Dallas (4 units) LOSS
Washington -4.5 over St. Louis (5 units) LOSS
Philadelphia -3 over Jacksonville (5 units) WIN
San Diego -4.5 over Seattle (4 units) LOSS
Oakland +4.5 over Arizona (4 units) WIN
Miami -2.5 over NY Jets (4 units) LOSS

College Football Picks - Week of 9/25

Saturday 9/25 (7-10, -12.3 units)

Northwestern -7 over Central Michigan (3 units) LOSS
Purdue -11.5 over Toledo (2 units) LOSS
Tennessee -14 over UAB (3 units) LOSS
Kansas St -7 over Central Florida (5 units) LOSS
Penn State -14 over Temple (5 units) LOSS
Arkansas +7.5 over Alabama (4 units) WIN
Stanford -5 over Notre Dame (5 units) WIN
Colorado St +8 over Idaho (3 units) WIN
BYU +4.5 over Nevada (3 units) LOSS
Florida -14 over Kentucky (4 units) WIN
Southern Mississippi -3.5 over Louisiana Tech (3 units) LOSS
Boise St -18 over Oregon St (4 units) LOSS
LSU -10 over W Virginia (3 units)  LOSS
Memphis +12 over UTEP (3 units) WIN
NC St +240 over Georgia Tech (1 unit) WIN
UCLA-Texas under 43 (2 units) LOSS
Colorado St +260 over Idaho (1 unit) WIN

Week 2 NFL Picks

NFL This Week:  6-4-1 (+5.9 units)
NFL Net:  6-4-1 (+5.9 units) 

Monday, September 20, 2010 (0-2, -4.4 units)
New Orleans -6 over SF 49ers (2 units) LOSS
New Orleans-SF under 44 (2 units) LOSS
Stupid Saints Defense couldn't hold them on the last drive.  Luckily, I teased Saints and the under as well, so not a total loss...

Sunday, September 19, 2010 (6-2-1, +10.3 units)
NE Patriots -3 over NY Jets (5 units) LOSS
St Louis Rams +3.5 over Oakland Raiders (3 units) WIN
Miami Dolphins +6 over Minnesota Vikings (5 units) WIN
Houston Texans -3 over Washington Redskins (3 units) PUSH
Miami-Minnesota under 39 (3 units) WIN
Atlanta Falcons -7 over Arizona Cardinals (2 units) WIN
Tampa Bay Bucs +3.5 over Carolina Panthers (3 units) WIN
Kansas City Chiefs +3 over Cleveland Browns (2 units) WIN
Arizona-Atlanta under 43 (2 units) LOSS

Fuck You USC

Fuck you, USC, for the following reasons:

• Going for 2 three times and fucking it up each time
• Fumbling the ball away while trying to run out the clock
• Giving up a TD with 7 seconds left

The result- a 32-21 victory that doesn't cover the 11.5 point spread...  JUST KICK A GODDAMN EXTRA POINT, YOU FUCKS!!!

College Football Picks Week of 9/16

Saturday (5-7, -6.4 units)
Nebraska -3.5 over Washington (5 units) WIN
USC -11.5 over Minnesotta (6 units) BULLSHIT LOSS
Colorado St +3.5 over Miami (Ohio) (3 units) LOSS
Kansas St -4 over Iowa St (5 units) WIN
Georgia -1.5 over Arkansas (2 units) LOSS
Houston -4 over UCLA (7 units) LOSS
Arizona -1 over Iowa (4 units) WIN
Boise St -24 over Wyoming (2 units) WIN
Eastern Michigan +10 over Central Michigan (2 units) LOSS
Virginia Tech -19.5 over E Carolina (4 units) WIN
Connecticut -6 over Temple (2 units) LOSS
Maryland +10 over West Virginia (2 units) LOSS

Friday (0-1, -5.5 units)
Cal -3 over Nevada (5 units) LOSS

Thursday (1-0, +5 units)
NC State -2.5 over Cincinnati (5 units) WIN

A Push Is A Win - What Happens In Vegas...

I spent this past weekend (Thursday-Monday) in Vegas, and I realized I'm getting old...  5 days in Vegas is way too many, as it always seems like I'm hurting on that fourth day.  However, now that I'm back home and recovered, I'm ready to go back already...  I'll allow it...

NFL Nicknames

Here are the top NFL nicknames my friends and I use for certain NFL players:

• Mohamed "The Prophet" Massaquoi- I know ESPN's Matthew Berry is trying to promote "Chainsaw," but he'll always be "The Prophet" Mohamed to us...
• Arian "The Nation" Foster- after his week 1 performance, it would take a nation to keep  him down
• Arian "Bananas" Foster- B-A-N-A-N-A-S
• Mike "I am William" Wallace- though only once he puts up good numbers
• Legadu Naanee-gonna work here no more- inspired by Office Space
• Tim "Virgin Air" Tebow- attributed to one of Bill Simmons Twitter followers
• Michael "70s" Bush- also attributed to Simmons