- Are you the Dalai Lama or a different Tibetan monk? (If yes, proceed to go fuck yourself)
- What do you plan on being reincarnated as? (If the second, or in this case, 14th, coming of the great leader, proceed to go fuck yourself; if a piece of grass, proceed)
Perhaps these monks should consult some from the witching industry in Romania. In a move to increase revenue and crack down on tax evasion, the Romanian government has added witches, astrologers, and fortune tellers to their labor code. In the past, people in those professions used their lack of registration to avoid paying income taxes. Under the new law, they will now be taxed and make contributions to health and pension plans.
My question is, how did these witches and fortune tellers allow this to happen? Clearly, any fortune teller or witch worth their concotion of "cat excrement and a dead dog" would have been aware this law was coming beforehand and either used their magical powers to do something, or at least organize some sort of protest. If the Egyptians can do it, anyone can, especially if they can see the future.
Also, now that these are recognized as legitimate professions, wouldn't this open these people up to all sorts of lawsuits, if the fortunes they predict or spells they cast don't work? Either way, the only witch I'd trust is a sandwich, made by my own two hands (just to make sure I have just the right amound of cat excrement and dead dog for flavor).
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