On my way to work I heard one of those radio advertisements for a local Halloween attraction - haunted house, spooky graveyard, etc. At the end of the ad, they say "make sure you wear clean underwear." I hate Halloween advertisements that say this. Either they are insinuating that they are literally going to scare the shit out of you, or that you will die from fear and horror leading to the cops/medical examiner/coronor finding your tainted skivvies.
If it is the first case- that they will scare the shit out of you- wouldn't you want to already be wearing dirty underwear? Why ruin a perfectly clean set of new underwear? Seems like a waste...
If it is the second case- you're dead- who cares if your underwear is clean or not? Especially if they first scared the shit out of you, and then you died- you've got that built in excuse...
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