Saturday, November 12, 2011

Asshole of the Year (And A Much Longer Timeframe) - Jerry Sandusky

There is a new leader in the clubhouse... Jerry Sandusky...


By now pretty much everyone who has working ears and a functional brain has heard about the horrors of the sexual abuse scandal at Penn State.  Jerry Sandusky is clearly a vile and disgusting human being.  In fact, given the brief history of my own personal Asshole of the Year awards, he may continue to win said award in perpetuity given the heinous nature of his acts. 

Any of the individual allegations would be enough to land him on this list, but in aggregate, they make even Robert G Burton look good, and that is a very difficult thing to do.  He pretty much nails (pardon the word) every single item on the scumbag list
  • Abuses a position of power
  • Acts creepy in public showers
  • Doesn't have any kids of his own, but is way too friendly with others kids
  • STARTS A FOUNDATION TO GET MORE ACCESS TO KIDS!!!!
I'd get into more, but the grand jury testimony speaks for itself... 

The rest of the Penn State staff certainly bears some responsibility as well for failure to act.  In fact, some could argue that any normal homo-erotic butt-slapping that Paterno allowed to go on (or even participated in, not that there's anything wrong with that), let to an inappropriate level of acceptance of shenanigans most clearly displayed by McQueary's non-interference with the anal rape of a 10 year old that he witnessed...  In fact, for that reason he should probably be retroactively nominated as Asshole of the Year for 2002.

But, Jerry Sandusky, in only the first year of my Asshole of the Year Awards, you have already clinched the Asshole of Eternity Award...

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