Another day, another draft. My fraternity draft was last night- 10 teams, starting 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 WR-RB, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 D. I had the 5 spot. This one was online, with two of the people semi-autodrafting (with the Commish have finally approval), which led to multiple instances of them trying to draft Garrett Hartley as the next best available player and the Commish having to back out their pick and give them someone more relevant for an early round... My team and the draft:
Joe Flacco
Frank Gore
Jahvid Best
Calvin Johnson
Miles Austin
C.J. Spiller
Jermichael Finley
David Akers
49ers Defense
Ben Rothlisberger
Montario Hardesty
Jerome Harrison
Louis Murphy
Terrell Owens
Mike Williams
Round 1
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Johnson, Chris RB TEN 0/0
2 Scientology Peterson, Adrian RB MIN 5 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi Jones-Drew, Maurice RB JAC 1 min 12 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Rice, Ray RB BAL 6 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Gore, Frank RB SF 6 sec 0/0
6 Neptune* Turner, Michael RB ATL 1 min 42 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Benson, Cedric RB CIN 12 sec 0/0
8 Savages Mendenhall, Rashard RB PIT 32 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Manning, Peyton QB IND 18 sec 0/0
10 Matt Johnson, Andre WR HOU 25 sec 0/0
Round 2
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Rodgers, Aaron QB GB 22 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Williams, DeAngelo RB CAR 55 sec 0/0
3 Savages Brees, Drew QB NO 1 min 33 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Schaub, Matt QB HOU 38 sec 0/0
5 Neptune* Moss, Randy WR NE 0 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Johnson, Calvin WR DET 12 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Jackson, Steven RB STL 18 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi* Mathews, Ryan RB SD 0 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Grant, Ryan RB GB 23 sec 0/0
10 The New X Brady, Tom QB NE 28 sec 0/0
Round 3
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Colston, Marques WR NO 1 min 17 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Romo, Tony QB DAL 14 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi* Wayne, Reggie WR IND 0 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Fitzgerald, Larry WR ARI 1 min 3 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Austin, Miles WR DAL 23 sec 0/0
6 Neptune* White, Roddy WR ATL 0 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Marshall, Brandon WR MIA 54 sec 0/0
8 Savages Thomas, Pierre RB NO 1 min 34 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Boldin, Anquan WR BAL 1 min 8 sec 0/0
10 Matt Jackson, DeSean WR PHI 57 sec 0/0
Round 4
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt McCoy, LeSean RB PHI 13 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Jennings, Greg WR GB 39 sec 0/0
3 Savages Charles, Jamaal RB KC 1 min 40 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Greene, Shonn RB NYJ 48 sec 0/0
5 Neptune* Rivers, Philip QB SD 0 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Best, Jahvid RB DET 22 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Smith, Steve WR CAR 36 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi* Brown, Ronnie RB MIA 0 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Smith, Steve WR NYG 17 sec 0/0
10 The New X Welker, Wes WR NE 23 sec 0/0
Round 5
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Moreno, Knowshon RB DEN 1 min 8 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Ochocinco, Chad WR CIN 17 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi* Clark, Dallas TE IND 0 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Gates, Antonio TE SD 17 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Finley, Jermichael TE GB 43 sec 0/0
6 Neptune* Addai, Joseph RB IND 0 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Crabtree, Michael WR SF 41 sec 0/0
8 Savages Bowe, Dwayne WR KC 29 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Foster, Arian RB HOU 1 min 27 sec 0/0
10 Matt Wells, Beanie RB ARI 34 sec 0/0
Round 6
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Sims-Walker, Mike WR JAC 38 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Witten, Jason TE DAL 43 sec 0/0
3 Savages Davis, Vernon TE SF 1 min 34 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Portis, Clinton RB WAS 11 sec 0/0
5 Neptune* Stewart, Jonathan RB CAR 0 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Spiller, C.J. RB BUF 27 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Wallace, Mike WR PIT 15 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi* Palmer, Carson QB CIN 0 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Ward, Hines WR PIT 1 min 20 sec 0/0
10 The New X Bradshaw, Ahmad RB NYG 12 sec 0/0
Round 7
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Garcon, Pierre WR IND 11 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Floyd, Malcom WR SD 4 min 5 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi Nicks, Hakeem WR NYG 5 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Barber, Marion RB DAL 13 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Owens, Terrell WR CIN 30 sec 0/0
6 Neptune Bush, Reggie RB NO 1 min 12 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Shiancoe, Visanthe TE MIN 13 sec 0/0
8 Savages Knox, Johnny WR CHI 36 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Harvin, Percy WR MIN 14 sec 0/0
10 Matt Forte, Matt RB CHI 17 sec 0/0
Round 8
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Gonzalez, Tony TE ATL 28 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Jacobs, Brandon RB NYG 23 sec 0/0
3 Savages Jackson, Fred RB BUF 1 min 35 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Williams, Ricky RB MIA 31 sec 0/0
5 Neptune Driver, Donald WR GB 9 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Harrison, Jerome RB CLE 15 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Maclin, Jeremy WR PHI 1 min 34 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi Kolb, Kevin QB PHI 43 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Moss, Santana WR WAS 9 sec 0/0
10 The New X Cooley, Chris TE WAS 13 sec 0/0
Round 9
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Tomlinson, LaDainian RB NYJ 1 min 7 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Winslow, Kellen TE TB 25 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi Hightower, Tim RB ARI 52 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Manning, Eli QB NYG 40 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Williams, Mike WR TB 28 sec 0/0
6 Neptune Celek, Brent TE PHI 4 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Williams, Cadillac RB TB 17 sec 0/0
8 Savages Evans, Lee WR BUF 1 min 10 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Jones, Felix RB DAL 36 sec 0/0
10 Matt Ryan, Matt QB ATL 16 sec 0/0
Round 10
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Meachem, Robert WR NO 31 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Steelers DST 13 sec 0/0
3 Savages Eagles DST 52 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Breaston, Steve WR ARI 17 sec 0/0
5 Neptune* Hartley, Garrett K NO 0 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Flacco, Joe QB BAL 25 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Sproles, Darren RB SD 1 min 30 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi* Jets DST 0 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Bush, Michael RB OAK 9 sec 0/0
10 The New X Edwards, Braylon WR NYJ 43 sec 0/0
Round 11
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Mason, Derrick WR BAL 19 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Ravens DST 15 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi* Longwell, Ryan K MIN 0 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove Washington, Leon RB SEA 52 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT 15 sec 0/0
6 Neptune* Packers DST 0 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas McFadden, Darren RB OAK 34 sec 0/0
8 Savages Brown, Donald RB IND 1 min 33 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Houshmandzadeh, T.J. WR SEA 14 sec 0/0
10 Matt Kaeding, Nate K SD 21 sec 0/0
Round 12
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Vikings DST 29 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Holmes, Santonio WR NYJ 35 sec 0/0
3 Savages Bryant, Dez WR DAL 1 min 34 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Williams, Roy E. WR DAL 11 sec 0/0
5 Neptune* McNabb, Donovan QB WAS 0 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Hardesty, Montario RB CLE 31 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Gaffney, Jabar WR DEN 14 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi* Favre, Brett QB MIN 0 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Cutler, Jay QB CHI 25 sec 0/0
10 The New X Saints DST 10 sec 0/0
Round 13
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Huggins, Kareem RB TB 1 min 7 sec 0/0
2 Scientology Maroney, Laurence RB NE 19 sec 0/0
3 Kwesi McCluster, Dexter WR KC 26 sec 0/0
4 Smell the Glove* Henne, Chad QB MIA 1 min 42 sec 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid 49ers DST 14 sec 0/0
6 Neptune Jones, Thomas RB KC 2 min 38 sec 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Cowboys DST 13 sec 0/0
8 Savages Jackson, Vincent WR SD 59 sec 0/0
9 Action Jackson Forsett, Justin RB SEA 9 sec 0/0
10 Matt Britt, Kenny WR TEN 1 min 15 sec 0/0
Round 14
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 Matt Smith, Kevin RB DET 37 sec 0/0
2 Action Jackson Gostkowski, Stephen K NE 9 sec 0/0
3 Savages Bironas, Rob K TEN 37 sec 0/0
4 14s are Legal in Texas Crosby, Mason K GB 12 sec 0/0
5 Neptune Patriots DST 6 sec 0/0
6 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Akers, David K PHI 45 sec 0/0
7 Smell the Glove Chargers DST 10 sec 0/0
8 Kwesi Taylor, Chester RB CHI 14 sec 0/0
9 Scientology Tynes, Lawrence K NYG 1 min 11 sec 0/0
10 The New X Stafford, Matthew QB DET 24 sec 0/0
Round 15
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time Pts
1 The New X Vinatieri, Adam K IND 3 sec(7 min 45 sec) 0/0
2 Scientology Gerhart, Toby RB MIN 16 sec(9 min 50 sec) 0/0
3 Kwesi Berrian, Bernard WR MIN 36 sec(4 min 8 sec) 0/0
4 Smell the Glove* Buehler, David K DAL 0 sec(9 min 30 sec) 0/0
5 Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Murphy, Louis WR OAK 10 sec(5 min 46 sec) 0/0
6 Neptune* Chambers, Chris WR KC 0 sec(5 min 51 sec) 0/0
7 14s are Legal in Texas Smith, Alex QB SF 39 sec(6 min 31 sec) 0/0
8 Savages Young, Vince QB TEN 10 sec(16 min 28 sec) 0/0
9 Action Jackson Cassel, Matt QB KC 31 sec(8 min 14 sec) 0/0
10 Matt Aromashodu, Devin WR CHI 14 sec(7 min 37 sec) 0/0
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