Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Target R Volleyball Season In A Nutshell

Once upon a time, in a township far, far away, there existed a mass of volleyball players.  There also existed a tall, lanky, Frisbee-playing figure who preferred the fashion of robes and had long flowing locks.  This "man" figured himself to be the master of all domains when it came to volleying balls (no comment on the veracity of this statement).  We'll call this figure Mean Joe.  No wait... that's too easy...  we'll call him Joe Ford...  DAMMIT, that's too easy too...  We'll just make it real hard (which is what this figure was when he discovered this power regarding volleyballs) and call him Mean Joe Ford.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

2011 TRx Softball Playoff Game 1: I'd Rather Play On Than Play Off

On Tuesday, 8/16 TRx took on Reed in first round softball playoff action.  This would be their first playoff game since the olden days of 2007, a time when Berardi had not yet disappeared off the face of the earth (smart money has him in jail), as TRx continues to seek that elusive first softball championship.  What would be the payoff to this long playoff layoff?

Monday, August 22, 2011

2011 TRx Softball Game 12: Finale, The (Regular) Season Finally

On Tuesday, August 2, TRx took on the Dudnyk Nudnyks in their softball regular season finale.  Once again Terry was missing in action, as he was at another celebrity impersonation event, performing his spot-on Terrence Howard impression.  I'll leave it up to the people who were there at the BET awards to comment on whether he was wearing blackface or not...  But with Terry out of commission, KB was forced to take the round mound of pound again. 

Friday, August 19, 2011

2011 Volleyball: Live Blog of Target X Playoff Game (8/18/11)

August 18, 2011- A day that will live in TargetRx Volleyball infamy...  With heavy storms throughout the night an ominous feeling permeated the office for both members of Target X and Target R.  Gabriela and Kristin went on strike demanding a raise to show up for the game (they didn't get it), Mean Joe was being slightly less mean, Kevin didn't have his usual pregame lunch at Double Visions, and GLG didn't even show up to work.   He claims it was due to a pediatrician's appointment for Zoe, but in reality it was probably for him as he still doesn't have a big-boy doctor and his tummy hurt from the nervousness of the impending playoffs.  Plus he still enjoys a nice rectal thermometer every now and then, as well as the lollipop he gets afterwards, which hopefully he doesn't use in the same manner...  But luckily, with Target X playing the first game, KB was able to live-blog the Target X game against TelerX:

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

TRx Softball Game 11 Recap: If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, I Just Stuck My Tongue Down Her Throat... And Liked It

On Thursday, July 28, TRx took on 6-4 Team PBC in a legendary long-lasting softball game. At least TRx was playing softball; Team PBC seemingly was playing with no balls, as evidenced by their methodical approach at the plate of not swinging the bat ever. But at least it is now clear what the PBC stands for in their team name- the G-rated version being Pansies, Bums, and Chumps.