Brigham Young and Bring 'Em Young

Earlier this week, Mountain West Conference and national college basketball powerhouse Brigham Young University dismissed starting forward Brandon Davies from the team for the remainder of the season for a violation of the school's honor code.  At the time, led by Jimmer Fredette, BYU was 27-2, ranked number 3 in the ESPN/USA Today coaches poll, and was on track to earn a number 1 seed in the NCAA tournament.  Speculation ran rampant of what egregious violation this man could have committed.  The BYU honor code statement from the undergraduate handbook states the following stipulations (none of which I've followed for probably the past 15 years, but maybe that says more about me than BYU):

• Be honest
• Live a chaste and virtuous life
• Obey the law and all campus policies
• Use clean language
• Respect others
• Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
• Participate regularly in church services
• Observe the Dress and Grooming Standards
• Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the honor code

Did Brandon Davies say "shoot" to a teammate while on the basketball court, but someone misheard it as "shit"? Did his nostril hair exceed the maximum length allowed?  Did he get caught in some sort of grading scandal?  Did he do something as outrageous as jaywalking with another student while holding a cup of tea while he should have been in church with his shirt untucked? 

Nope, none of these, this 18 year old had consensual sex with his girlfriend.  FOR SHAME BRANDON DAVIES, FOR SHAME!  The question is, how did the administration find out about this?  Was he giving it to her so good, that neighbors thought she was being attacked and had to call campus police?  If so, good for him.  I'd venture to say if you looked long and hard enough (and I'm not even talking about Brandon Davies violation), you could find an instance of almost anyone on that team violating the honor code.  In fact, Jim McMahon pretty much admitted as much in an interview with WQAM in Miami. 

As a show of solidarity and support for Brandon Davies, the rest of the basketball team (and even all other sports teams there) should participate in and film a gangbang.  In fact, there is already a series out there called "Bring 'Em Young" from Anabolic, which would be the perfect fit, given the university and age of the participants.  Just extend the series (they are already up to number 30) with each team- buzz is already at a high, and the cross-marketing opportunities are limitless.  Or Brandon Davies should just go into the industry on his own.  Given his former position of power forward on the team, his first film could be called "Banging the Boards (and the Broads)."  It's a can't miss...