Last night TRx took on the Deltoids in a key Liberty Volleyball battle. With the Deltoids fielding only 4 players (2 males, and 2 females), TRx had "high" hopes, as Greg is used to taking on at lest 3 guys at once during most of his late night endeavors, while Ana was just high on her love for TargetRx and Greg's natural physique.
However, once the game started, things took a turn for the worse. Mean Joe Ford lived up to his name, with a vicious bone-on-bone hit right to Ana's dome... Unfortunately, this was not the kind of head Ana was looking for, and she was clearly a lesser player for the rest of the game. But luckily for all the children around, it wasn't the other way around- Ana giving dome to Mean Joe's bone... Even Mean Joe was taken out of his game, as he was seen stretching his arm in some kind of jerking motion in the corner of the field, while moaning in agony (or was it ecstasy?) after such a brutal hit.
With the rest of the team clearly worried about their teammates, TRx was obviously playing below their potential. Golden, KB, and JR managed to run play A a few times, but as Blin just staring lustily at Greg, Monika yearned to be back on the Polish national team. TRx could not take advantage of the shady side, losing the first set
In the second set, even team super-fan Dana couldn't get TRx back on track. It was as if each person was playing as well as TRx salespeople sell Brand Navigators, as TRx fell in straight sets. Afterwards, a distraught GLG wouldn't even shake the other teams hands, as the tears streamed down his face. With JR attempting to hold him, all GLG could do was shake off the hug, and run to his car, speeding off without even as much as a goodbye to the rest of the team. Greg was seen later that night in a drag bar, wearing a skirt while some biker with a much naturaler physique consoled him from behind.
That's all she wrote... Next game is next Monday 7/24 at 5:30, where hopefully TRx will get back on the winning track, so the distribution list won't be subjected to such disturbing images as the 2nd paragraph...
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