In another dominating performance, TRx defeated American Meter 2-0 (15-4, 15-4). With Ana serving a league-imposed suspension due to her cursing, TRx welcomed Kim and Shannon onto the team. Yet the bigger story was the return of Young Johnson. Clad in headband, glasses, and cutoff shirt fresh off his performance on the Spanish national team, TRx both welcomed and feared his return. This fear was well-founded as JR attempted to reestablish his dominance and upset team chemistry with an early attack on Jonathan's hand, drawing blood. Yet motivated by this preposterous attack, Jonathan played on.
Once the game started, there was little standing in the way, except for the other team's mascot- a vicious beast named Killer, and Ana's brothers girlfriend on the opposing team, displaying a mouth that even put Ana to shame. Many questions arose regarding Ana's loyalties, as she both cheered and cursed at both teams. After breezing through the first set, led by Monika and KB, TRx changed sides and was confronted by the killer dog, Killer. With fear in his eyes, Remington served into the net on his first attempt, proclaiming "I'm a cat person," as he cowered in fear with the snarling animal foaming at the mouth in his direction, and Ana cheering "Yo, Killer, kill, b..."
Greg was the only one who could tame the beast, as he offered up Ben Lin as a human sacrifice. Yet one look at Ben's massive stature, and the beast collapsed. First of all to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Killer, he killed Nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed (from the sight of Ben Lin), and his heart no longer beat. wow. In the end, after slaying the beast, TRx was too much for American Meter to handle, as the game ended with Golden serving to defenseless girls to secure the win, push the team to 2-0, and further show how much better of a Captain he is than Berardi.
Thanks to Kim, Shannon, Monika, Greg, Golden, JR, KB, Jonathan, and Ben Lin for their stellar play, and to the fans, Ana, Dana, Jyotsna, and Cindy. Next game is some time in the future...
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