Stripper Shortage in Dallas

So according to Showtime Cabaret manager John Walsh (and we can only hope it's the same John Walsh of America's Most Wanted fame), the Dallas/Fort Worth area is going to have a massive shortage of strippers for the Super Bowl.  He wants at least 70-100 more at his establishment alone (actually, I could use about 70 strippers at my establishment, aka my apartment, as well), while he expects the shortage to be about 10,000 strippers across the 60 Dallas/Fort Worth area establishments.  So this genius is saying on average each strip club needs to hire over 160 more strippers. 

Arlington officials expect above 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl week (numbers that vary depending on which agency you believe, and is probably drastically over the actual number), and the other popular number being thrown out is a 30-1 tourist to stripper ratio.  Even ESPN calls shenanigans on these reports, comparing it to the World Cup, when supposedly 40K prostitutes descended on South Africa, in what would be termed "devastating" and "the worst month in my company's history" by one South African escort agency manager. 

My question is, does there actually exist this band of travelling strippers, willing to travel the world to peddle their wares?  I know headline porn stars occasionally make strip club appearances (during their 2 week shelf life), but I'm talking about your normal (if such a thing exists), everyday stripper.  And if so, wouldn't they have known about the Super Bowl in Dallas for many months at this point?  Does this imbecile really believe that now, out of the blue, because of what he is saying they are all going to come down, Field of Dreams style (if you tell them people need to cum, they will come)?  Granted, most strippers aren't the smartest poles on the dance floor, but let's give them some credit.  I'd venture to say that any women who actually respond to this call for strippers would probably be classified as at best the D-squad, if not the F-squad...  you know, the strippers who work the afternoon shift during the week at the shittiest of shitholes... 

Similar to the caliber of women who formerly worked at T&A's back in my hometown.  One night we decided to show a buddy from out of town just how horrendous this place was.  Mind you, this was probably around 11 PM on a Friday night, which one would think is a prime strip-club visiting hour.  As we pulled into the empty parking lot and walked towards the door, we see one guy walking out, shaking his head in disgust.  We later learned he was THE ONLY GUY IN THERE, and even he couldn't handle it.  During our 15 minute stay, an obese black woman, who you could smell from 10 feet away even before she spread her legs, said to this guy "I'll suck you, fuck you, anything you want for $20."  The other woman working was so high on some sort of drug, that at no point did we see anything but the white's of her eyes (though despite her not being able to see, she was able to unzip the pants of one of the guys with us)... These are the types of women who I would expect to all of the sudden realize, maybe there is a market for me in Dallas for the Super Bowl.  And if this man is stupid enough to hire them, that is a strip club I would prefer not to frequent...